{"id":2085,"date":"2005-08-09T22:55:49","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T21:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/?p=2085"},"modified":"2011-02-13T10:48:22","modified_gmt":"2011-02-13T09:48:22","slug":"naradodenupplevelse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2005\/08\/09\/naradodenupplevelse\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e4rad\u00f6denupplevelse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Borde v&aring;r hund ha haft efter att ha rullat sig i m&auml;nniskobajs n&auml;r hustrun var ute och i sin outgrundliga sn&auml;llhet tagit med hunden, n&auml;r hon skulle plocka hallon. <br \/>\nNu blev det inga hallon. <\/p>\n<p>Hustrun var tvungen att koppla hunden och skiten h&auml;ngde i &quot;drivor&quot;, just d&auml;r ocks&aring; halsbandet &auml;r. S&aring; hustrun fick skit p&aring; sina h&auml;nder. <\/p>\n<p>V&auml;l hemkommen var hon ocks&aring; tvungen att sticka ned sina hj&auml;lpligt rengjorda h&auml;nder i byxfickan f&ouml;r att f&aring; upp nycklarna. <\/p>\n<p>Halsbandet sl&auml;ngdes. Det v&auml;rsta fick klippas bort p&aring; hunden och sedan f&ouml;ljde intensiv skrubbning och efterf&ouml;ljande torkning. <\/p>\n<p>H&auml;r fick jag mig en &quot;sl&auml;ng av sleven&quot; som det heter. Jag fick n&ouml;jet att &quot;torka klart hunden&quot;. <\/p>\n<p>F&ouml;rutom det d&aring;? <br \/>\nJympan var trevlig. En str&aring;lande Anita och massa motion&auml;rer. <br \/>\nBastun var mycket avkopplande. Det beh&ouml;vdes. <\/p>\n<p>Nu ska jag faktiskt &auml;ta lite. Den sena timmen till trots. <\/p>\n<p>D&auml;refter har jag det stora n&ouml;jet att g&aring; ut och rasta v&aring;r nytorkade hund, i &ouml;sregnet! <\/p>\n<p>Sicket &quot;flyt&quot;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Borde v&aring;r hund ha haft efter att ha rullat sig i m&auml;nniskobajs n&auml;r hustrun var ute och i sin outgrundliga sn&auml;llhet tagit med hunden, n&auml;r hon skulle plocka hallon. Nu blev det inga hallon. Hustrun var tvungen att koppla hunden &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2005\/08\/09\/naradodenupplevelse\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[338,813],"tags":[313,200,442,768,834,291],"class_list":["post-2085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-djur","category-overfort-fran-ngnblogganu","tag-bajs","tag-bastu","tag-hallon","tag-hund","tag-hustrun","tag-jympa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2087,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2085\/revisions\/2087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}