{"id":1630,"date":"2005-07-31T17:09:54","date_gmt":"2005-07-31T16:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2005\/07\/31\/om-gardagen\/"},"modified":"2011-01-18T20:50:29","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T19:50:29","slug":"om-gardagen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2005\/07\/31\/om-gardagen\/","title":{"rendered":"Om g\u00e5rdagen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Till nybliven 40 \u00e5rig KVINNA.<br \/>\nDet \u00e4r klart att det ska bli en dans! Var?<\/p>\n<p>Till Ingmans!<br \/>\nTackar!. Sannolikt var det nyckeln till mitt f\u00f6rst\u00e5nd som var  f\u00f6rsvunnen? Men m\u00e4rk v\u00e4l, detta med nyckeln var INNAN jag b\u00f6rjade min  heliga stund med pilsner i bastun.<\/p>\n<p>Till ni som &#8221;hade span&#8221;.<br \/>\nJag f\u00f6rst\u00e5r fullst\u00e4ndig om era vinkningar och blinkningar inte  besvarades. Jag var INTE d\u00e4r. Jag orkade ta mig hem, fr\u00e5n sonens nya  l\u00e4genhet. Sedan &#8221;p\u00e5 st\u00f6rt&#8221; i s\u00e4ng och d\u00e5 var klockan 22:00.<br \/>\nDen dan jag kr\u00e4ver plastikopererade kvinnliga behag och att en  kvinna ska en speciell frisyr, f\u00f6r att jag ska l\u00e4gga m\u00e4rke till dem. Den  dagen \u00e4r nog jag som karl d\u00f6d. S\u00e5dan \u00e4r inte Nisse!<br \/>\nD\u00e4remot h\u00f6jer det pulsen om brudarna \u00e4r med i Friskis&amp;Svettis!<br \/>\nOch visst, \u00e4r den snygg, min atletiska kropp?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Till nybliven 40 \u00e5rig KVINNA. Det \u00e4r klart att det ska bli en dans! Var? Till Ingmans! Tackar!. Sannolikt var det nyckeln till mitt f\u00f6rst\u00e5nd som var f\u00f6rsvunnen? Men m\u00e4rk v\u00e4l, detta med nyckeln var INNAN jag b\u00f6rjade min heliga &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2005\/07\/31\/om-gardagen\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[505,448,813],"tags":[200,849],"class_list":["post-1630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fest","category-halsa","category-overfort-fran-ngnblogganu","tag-bastu","tag-sonen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}