{"id":1329,"date":"2006-01-30T08:34:14","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T07:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2006\/01\/30\/glasogonen\/"},"modified":"2011-01-11T21:40:44","modified_gmt":"2011-01-11T20:40:44","slug":"glasogonen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2006\/01\/30\/glasogonen\/","title":{"rendered":"Glas\u00f6gonen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I g\u00e5r h\u00e4nde det \u201dultimata\u201d. Hustrun g\u00e5r i byta-glas\u00f6gon-tankar. Ja hon  har g\u00e5tt ett steg l\u00e4ngre. Hon har l\u00e5nat hem ett g\u00e4ng som nu ska synas,  v\u00e4rderas och tyckas om. Tv\u00e5 stycken utkristalliseras. \u201dMin\u201d favorit och  s\u00e5 hustruns.<\/p>\n<p>Paus i handlingen.<\/p>\n<p>Jag l\u00e4mnar datorn f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 ut i k\u00f6ket och dricka lite vatten.  Vattenglaset st\u00e5r p\u00e5 k\u00f6ksbordet. Jag g\u00e5r fram och griper glaset och  k\u00e4nner hur jag trampar p\u00e5 n\u00e5got.<\/p>\n<p>Ett par glas\u00f6gon. Och det \u00e4r givetvis hustruns favoriter. B\u00e4gge  plastglasen \u201dpoppade\u201d ut, det ena sprack. Den ena \u201d\u00f6gonringen\u201d blev helt  platt, den andra relativt intakt.<\/p>\n<p>Jag b\u00f6rjade ju fundera p\u00e5 hur glas\u00f6gonen hamnade p\u00e5 golvet \u2013 Katterna! Sj\u00e4lvklart.<\/p>\n<p>Vid n\u00e4rmre inspektion visar det sig att b\u00e4gge skalmarna (den del som  sitter bakom \u00f6ronen) \u00e4r tuggade p\u00e5, av t\u00e4nder st\u00f6rre \u00e4n sm\u00e5 vassa  katt\u00e4nder.<\/p>\n<p>Hustrun l\u00e4gger glas\u00f6gonen p\u00e5 k\u00f6ksbordet. Efter att n\u00e5gon av katterna  \u201dputtat\u201d ned glas\u00f6gonen fr\u00e5n k\u00f6ksbordet s\u00e5 har hunden tassat fram och  gnagt p\u00e5 skalmarna. Strax efter det kommer allts\u00e5 jag och trampar p\u00e5  glas\u00f6gonen. \u00c4r det max eller va?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I g\u00e5r h\u00e4nde det \u201dultimata\u201d. Hustrun g\u00e5r i byta-glas\u00f6gon-tankar. Ja hon har g\u00e5tt ett steg l\u00e4ngre. Hon har l\u00e5nat hem ett g\u00e4ng som nu ska synas, v\u00e4rderas och tyckas om. Tv\u00e5 stycken utkristalliseras. \u201dMin\u201d favorit och s\u00e5 hustruns. Paus i &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2006\/01\/30\/glasogonen\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[828,573],"tags":[768,381],"class_list":["post-1329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-klantighet","category-kulighet","tag-hund","tag-katt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}