{"id":1055,"date":"2010-06-23T00:01:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-22T22:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2010\/06\/23\/bemarkelsedag-3\/"},"modified":"2011-01-10T16:00:49","modified_gmt":"2011-01-10T15:00:49","slug":"bemarkelsedag-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2010\/06\/23\/bemarkelsedag-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Bem\u00e4rkelsedag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bem\u00e4rkelsedag<\/strong><br \/>\nIdag fyller <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Kristina Birkesten<\/span> (<strong>50<\/strong>\u00e5r)!<br \/>\nOch v\u00e5r katt Linus och hans kattbror Abbe (<strong>6<\/strong>\u00e5r).<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 1em; font-size: 100px; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: #990000; height: 110px\">Grattis!<\/div>\n<p>Hela dagen!<\/p>\n<hr style=\"width: 100%; height: 2px\" \/>\n<p>s\u00f6mn; hel ok! Riktigt bra faktiskt.<\/p>\n<p>Lade mig ca 10:00 och vaknade ca 07:00, perfekt.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Tandl\u00e4karen<\/span><a title=\"Dentist\" name=\"Dentist\"><\/a><br \/>\nSka dit idag 11:00. Ringde och fick en tid samma dag. Har ett kr\u00e5nglande tandk\u00f6tt l\u00e4ngst in l\u00e4ngst upp, till v\u00e4nster.<\/p>\n<p>Ibland tycker jag att man har nog med skit &#8211; nejd\u00e5. S\u00e5 h\u00e4r ser det ut i munnen p\u00e5 mig:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ngn.nu\/Pict\/2010\/100623-125150-Slemhinnesaer-Kompr70-w800.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ngn.nu\/Pict\/2010\/100623-125150-Slemhinnesaer-Kompr80-w350.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px solid; width: 350px; height: 280px\" alt=\"[Bild: Munslemhinnes\u00e5r]\" title=\"Munslemhinnes\u00e5r\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nFick en gel som ska strykas p\u00e5 minst 3 ggr per dag.<br \/>\n(Slemhinnan ska mer se ut som den g\u00f6r nere till h\u00f6ger i bild)<br \/>\n[Bilden \u00e4r tagen med: digimicro-200x]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Apoteket<\/span><br \/>\nK\u00f6pa Flour och en kisseflaska. Kan ju inte sitta ned och kissa p.g.a. f\u00f6rstorad prostata. Vilken trycker extra p\u00e5 urinr\u00f6ret n\u00e4r man sitter ned. Allts\u00e5 &#8217;m\u00e5ste&#8217; man st\u00e5 upp. Det \u00e4r d\u00e5ligt tryck p\u00e5 str\u00e5len ocks\u00e5 s\u00e5 det \u00e4r sv\u00e5rt med kontrollen p\u00e5 str\u00e5len &#8211; s\u00e5 att s\u00e4ga. S\u00e5 nu blir det kisseflaska.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">GNYu<\/span><br \/>\nV\u00e5r eminenta sammanslutning, <a href=\"http:\/\/gnyu.ngn.nu\/\" target=\"_blank\">GNYu<\/a>, har f\u00e5tt till\u00f6kning. Gn\u00e4llspik nr 13, <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Marre<\/span>, \u00e4r nu v\u00e4lkomnad!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Bildredigering<\/span>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2010\/06\/16\/rhodos-dag-7-av-8\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rhodos dag 7 av 9 ons 16-Jun-2010 0:01<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2010\/06\/13\/rhodos-dag-4-av-8\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rhodos dag 4 av 9 s\u00f6n 13-Jun-2010 0:01<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">H\u00e4lsol\u00e4get<\/span>:<br \/>\nTr\u00f6g och seg i kroppen men jag tror att det beror mest p\u00e5 att jag har kvar n\u00e5gon skit i lungorna &#8211; det vill inte sl\u00e4ppa&#8230;<br \/>\nTandl\u00e4karbes\u00f6ket var ju inget lyft heller. Enslimhinna som &#8217;ramlar is\u00e4r&#8217;. Och som gr\u00e4dde p\u00e5 moset har man varit p\u00e5 Apoteket och k\u00f6pt en kisseflaska bara f\u00f6r att man har en svullen prostata och inte kan sitta och kissa.<br \/>\n<small>[02-05-050-050]<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bem\u00e4rkelsedag Idag fyller Kristina Birkesten (50\u00e5r)! Och v\u00e5r katt Linus och hans kattbror Abbe (6\u00e5r). Grattis! Hela dagen! s\u00f6mn; hel ok! Riktigt bra faktiskt. Lade mig ca 10:00 och vaknade ca 07:00, perfekt. Tandl\u00e4karen Ska dit idag 11:00. Ringde och &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/2010\/06\/23\/bemarkelsedag-3\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[347,444,133,682,343,99],"tags":[545,117],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bemarkelsedag","category-bilder","category-forkylning-sjukdom","category-prostata","category-ryggen","category-sjukdom","tag-apoteket","tag-gnyu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.ngn.nu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}